Last night was a real treat (please pick up on my sarcasm). Actually, it did begin as a treat. Todd and I had ventured about 8 miles out of Eindhoven to check out a restaurant/brewery to which we had never been, called the Gouden Leeuw (Golden Lion). We had a lovely dinner, albeit a tad fancier than we were expecting. Let's just say it began with an amuse-bouche that was served on top of some smoking nitrogen. The meal was 3 delicious courses, and we felt pretty fancy for a Tuesday night.
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| Our waiter went into the kitchen and google translated how to say nitrogen for us. |
On our way home from dinner, which ended late around 10:15pm, our GPS route brought us to a street that was closed for construction No matter, we just turned right and had the GPS reroute us. Well, the GPS is dumb and doesn't have a real brain and didn't think to mention that we would need to go down dirt roads to use that route. We stayed on the dirt road for a bit because it seemed like a decently legitimate road and drove better than some brick roads we've been on. We were also looking at the map and saw we didn't have long to go before getting back onto a paved road. Suddenly though, we were in some deep you know what. The tracks got softer and the mud was piled higher. Todd somehow managed to turn the car around and we were going to go back the other way, and then suddenly we came to a halting stop. Oops. We had high centered the car in the mud.
This is where we ended up:
So, yes, we were in the middle of some farm land, but even with google satellite it still looks like we're on a real road. Ahem, not the case. Would someone please write a complaint letter to Google for me (and whoever manufactures Audi's GPS system)?
You can imagine we weren't too happy at this point. Todd had thankfully worn his new Christmas boots to dinner (good thing he was allowed to wear them early by his mom :), so he hopped out into the mud and we tried the push and go routine while I drove. Nothing, nada, really didn't even budge an inch.
We then called the lease company that our car is through and after a frustrating phone conversation, they sent a tow truck. We waited 45 minutes and finally got a call that the towing guy was in the area. However, it was very hard to explain exactly which field we were in the middle of and you can also see on the map that there are multiple streets named "Hoogeind". Finally, Todd was able to see his truck lights so he trudged over on foot, hopped in the vehicle with the dude, and then helped him to navigate all the way back around to the entrance we had come in on. That may sound confusing, and believe me, it was. I had stayed back in the car and eventually I could see them coming down the "road" we were stuck on. I was happy. But then, the guy could not get his tow truck down the road because it was too sloppy. How did our little tiny car make it down there?
The tow guy tried to help figure out an alternative plan of action and provided Todd with a shovel. Todd tried digging us out for a long time. It was about 12:30am at this point. The tow guy decided that this just wasn't going to happen and gave us a number of a place to call in the morning, a "loonwerker" who would probably own a tractor that could pull us out. He then gave us a ride home, but we had to leave our poor car stuck in the mud. We got home at 1:15am.
This morning, we called the "loonwerker" to ask for help. No such luck, since Todd asked to speak in English and was greeted by the man saying "Niet spreken Engels, doei" (No English - BYE), and then he hung up. So, we did the only thing left to do and hopped on our bikes and rode the 5 miles to our car. We stopped at a business that looked like it might have farming equipment and thankfully a man dressed in coveralls was willing to help us. Thankfully we were in the middle of farm country and had some options for asking people who potentially owned a tractor (or at least 4 wheel drive). We made it back to our car and to make an already too long story shorter, he was able to tow us out (even though he didn't speak (literally an ounce of) English and we don't speak Dutch - hand gestures were imperative). Thank goodness! We were very concerned that we wouldn't be able to get that baby out of there!!
Here's a pic of the action this morning:
Can you tell we had a long night/morning? At least we and the car survived and now we have a story to tell. Now all I have to do is clean our car!
In other news, here's a few pictures from our time in Den Bosch (a nearby city) this past weekend.
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| Restaurant-lined street |
Thanks for reading this long one!